me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
Forever my favorite man-child.
(Source: iwantcupcakes, via alikaheroes)
Michael Jackson | Dirty Diana
When the teacher answers your question but you still don’t understand
"I don’t care about losing people who don’t wanna be in my life anymore. I’ve lost people who meant the world to me and I’m still doing just fine."
- (via bl-ossomed)
(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via bonus)